July 2010
12 posts
I saw some at a hotel.
– Shawn
…my fame’s a monster, ladies go gaga…
– Jay-Z, “Ultra”
June 2010
14 posts
My son wanted to know why our cars only drive on roads, and not on the water or...
– Tycho
It smells like miracles back here!
– John Marston
If [rented 3D movie] is not awesome, then we must burn the glasses.
– Abe
After finding a chunk of chipmunk in my basement I came in to work and found a...
– Katie
It’s crazy to think that something as wonderful as sex can lead to...
– Rob Delaney
May 2010
6 posts
April 2010
6 posts
This is America; none of us should be here.
– 30 Rock
We played it like heroes.
You want gonorrhea? I can get pregnant online.
Actually that’s not pizza, it’s cheese.
– Cas
March 2010
10 posts
The internet is full of vacuum cleaners.
– Abe
4 tags
Whoa.
February 2010
5 posts
It smells like the mall in here. Where are my nuts?
2 tags